ladynorbert: (insanity)
I play FarmVille on Facebook. For those unfamiliar with it, it's basically a farming sim. In recent months they came up with a 'scorekeeping' method by which you can master the different crops when you've successfully planted and harvested a certain number of them. So here I am talking to [livejournal.com profile] blcksunaphelion about my latest conquest.

Laura: I mastered broccoli
Jaclyn: *snorts*
Jaclyn: I know you mean farmville
Jaclyn: just... otherwise? random
Laura: no, actually, I'm training to be a vegetable dominatrix


The truly scary thing is that this is the second-funniest thing I've come up with today. The funniest is...currently not shareable.
ladynorbert: (headache)
So quickly after the brilliance of Buffy vs. Edward comes this little gem from (The Customer Is) Not Always Right:

Customer: “I want a refund! Sherlock Holmes was possibly the worst film adaptation of a Jane Austen book I’ve ever seen!”

Me:Sherlock Holmes was not written by Jane Austen. It was written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”

Customer: “I thought there was something odd about it. Well, I guess it really is nothing at all like her other books. Silly me!”

OMG

Nov. 30th, 2009 03:40 pm
ladynorbert: (squee)
[livejournal.com profile] twilightsocks sent this my way by declaring it THE GREATEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE.

She did not lie.

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