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How's this for a tickle? Just had a phone call from Pastor.

Pastor: We have a date next week, by the way.
O Confused One: We do?
Pastor: On Wednesday, for lunch.
Me: ....why?
Pastor: Because it's Administrative Professionals' Day, silly! And all the pastors around here take their secretaries out for lunch that day. I also bring Margaret [head of the day care]. I think we're going to Red Lobster.
Me: Cool!
Pastor: And I have to check the date, but I signed you up for a breakfast one day next week too.
Me: A...breakfast?
Pastor: Yes. There'll be an author speaking and you get a free book as well as a free meal.
Me: Oh, I am all over that.