stolen from lotsaya
In 2007, 
ladynorbert resolves to...
ladynorbert resolves to...Connect with my inner chocolate.
Drink four glasses of theater every day.
Buy new swords.
Go to fiction every Sunday.
Give up Sherlock Holmes.
Ask my boss for a Steerpike.
Drink four glasses of theater every day.
Buy new swords.
Go to fiction every Sunday.
Give up Sherlock Holmes.
Ask my boss for a Steerpike.
Inner chocolate? Is that what makes my hips so big?
Buy new swords? I can do that.
I'll go to Fiction if someone will tell me where it is.
But give up Sherlock Holmes! *looks horrified*
I'm interested to know if my boss knows what a Steerpike is.