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ladynorbert) wrote2005-04-25 12:25 pm
ladynorbert) wrote2005-04-25 12:25 pm
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*dies and is dead*
And this is why Sethemme (Sethoz + Mayhemme) RPs are not necessarily a sensible idea when I am sleep-deprived.
Charlotte: Mm. That was an excellent little meal...I feel quite refreshed.
Holmes: Yes, quite a surprisingly good meal.
Charlotte: OK, I'm going to go powder my nose and then take a wrong turn down a darkened corridor to be attacked by some random muggers, so wait about five minutes and then come and save my corseted ass, all right?
Holmes: Very well, my darling, scream when you need me.
Charlotte: One scream, coming up as needed.
Holmes: *whistles jaunty tune that hasn't been invented yet*
Charlotte: *scuttles off to powder room*
Holmes: *broods*
Nosy passerby: Aw, why so broody, Mr. Holmes?
Holmes: I've not fulfilled my quota of broodyness and angsty looks yet.
Fangirls: *swoon over brooding angsty detective*
Holmes: *has eyes - and ears - only for Charlotte*
Charlotte: *leaves powder room and gets distracted by a shiny object, or something, and wanders down an incorrect corridor*
Holmes: *looking at watch* I hope there weren't any shiny objects near the powder room...
Charlotte: *reaches dead end, realizes she went the wrong way, and finds her brain in her pocketbook* *turns around and finds herself trapped by three bad guys*
Holmes: *stands up, wondering what's taking her so long*
Charlotte: Well, this is inconvenient.
Holmes: *warms up*
Bad guys: *menace pretty lady with money in her purse*
Holmes: *walks casually towards the powder room, not wanting to look worried in case nothing has happened.*
Charlotte: *screams*
Holmes: *sees shiny object and hears scream* *quickly takes off the deerstalker hat to become...Super!Holmes*
Bad guys: *behave in generally unpleasant manner*
Super!Holmes: *appears behind bad guys*
Bad guys #1: *dares to put his hands on Holmes's woman*
Super!Holmes: *Wham!*
Bad guy #2: Aw, geez, who invited Super!Holmes?
Super!Holmes: Step away from the lady and I will let you leave with your legs unharmed.
Bad guys: Hm, you know, that's a pretty decent offer. Except that you're a skinny guy fighting all by yourself with a stick, while we have muscles and much scarier weapons.
Super!Holmes: I know Kung Fu.
Charlotte: *dies from the randomly awful Keanu Reeves reference*
Sethoz: *is dead from writing Keanu Reeves references*
Bad guys 1 and 2: *lunge at Holmes*
Bad guy 3: *continues menacing Charlotte*
Super!Holmes: *unleashes a can of whoopass on Bad guys 1 and 2*
Charlotte: *is pinioned against the wall by bad guy 3, who is starting to have a little too much fun with her*
Super!Holmes: *is too busy fighting 1 and 2 to notice what 3 is doing*
Charlotte: Leave me my dignity. Wait, I'm in a Sethemme RP, it's too late.
Bad guy 3: Ooh, you're purty. What do I want more, your purse or your....
Super!Holmes: *defeats Bad Guy 1*
Charlotte: *kicks bad guy 3 in a sensitive place*
Super!Holmes: *defeats bad guy 2*
Bad guy 3: *drops Charlotte and snarls* You little bitch! I keel joo!
Charlotte: Help?
Super!Holmes: *Grabs Bad guy 3's shoulder, using his death grip*
Bad guy 3: *drops like a stone*
Super!Holmes: *turns back into Holmes*
Charlotte: Mm. That was an excellent little meal...I feel quite refreshed.
Holmes: Yes, quite a surprisingly good meal.
Charlotte: OK, I'm going to go powder my nose and then take a wrong turn down a darkened corridor to be attacked by some random muggers, so wait about five minutes and then come and save my corseted ass, all right?
Holmes: Very well, my darling, scream when you need me.
Charlotte: One scream, coming up as needed.
Holmes: *whistles jaunty tune that hasn't been invented yet*
Charlotte: *scuttles off to powder room*
Holmes: *broods*
Nosy passerby: Aw, why so broody, Mr. Holmes?
Holmes: I've not fulfilled my quota of broodyness and angsty looks yet.
Fangirls: *swoon over brooding angsty detective*
Holmes: *has eyes - and ears - only for Charlotte*
Charlotte: *leaves powder room and gets distracted by a shiny object, or something, and wanders down an incorrect corridor*
Holmes: *looking at watch* I hope there weren't any shiny objects near the powder room...
Charlotte: *reaches dead end, realizes she went the wrong way, and finds her brain in her pocketbook* *turns around and finds herself trapped by three bad guys*
Holmes: *stands up, wondering what's taking her so long*
Charlotte: Well, this is inconvenient.
Holmes: *warms up*
Bad guys: *menace pretty lady with money in her purse*
Holmes: *walks casually towards the powder room, not wanting to look worried in case nothing has happened.*
Charlotte: *screams*
Holmes: *sees shiny object and hears scream* *quickly takes off the deerstalker hat to become...Super!Holmes*
Bad guys: *behave in generally unpleasant manner*
Super!Holmes: *appears behind bad guys*
Bad guys #1: *dares to put his hands on Holmes's woman*
Super!Holmes: *Wham!*
Bad guy #2: Aw, geez, who invited Super!Holmes?
Super!Holmes: Step away from the lady and I will let you leave with your legs unharmed.
Bad guys: Hm, you know, that's a pretty decent offer. Except that you're a skinny guy fighting all by yourself with a stick, while we have muscles and much scarier weapons.
Super!Holmes: I know Kung Fu.
Charlotte: *dies from the randomly awful Keanu Reeves reference*
Sethoz: *is dead from writing Keanu Reeves references*
Bad guys 1 and 2: *lunge at Holmes*
Bad guy 3: *continues menacing Charlotte*
Super!Holmes: *unleashes a can of whoopass on Bad guys 1 and 2*
Charlotte: *is pinioned against the wall by bad guy 3, who is starting to have a little too much fun with her*
Super!Holmes: *is too busy fighting 1 and 2 to notice what 3 is doing*
Charlotte: Leave me my dignity. Wait, I'm in a Sethemme RP, it's too late.
Bad guy 3: Ooh, you're purty. What do I want more, your purse or your....
Super!Holmes: *defeats Bad Guy 1*
Charlotte: *kicks bad guy 3 in a sensitive place*
Super!Holmes: *defeats bad guy 2*
Bad guy 3: *drops Charlotte and snarls* You little bitch! I keel joo!
Charlotte: Help?
Super!Holmes: *Grabs Bad guy 3's shoulder, using his death grip*
Bad guy 3: *drops like a stone*
Super!Holmes: *turns back into Holmes*
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Hey, speaking of names (your Sethemme comment made me think of it), did you used to be known as Sephrenia on the talkers?
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Can LJ icons drip with sarcasm?
Very well, my darling, scream when you need me.
*dies*