A lack of a secret passage is unquestionably a crime. I like to pretend my closet - which has two doors about two feet apart on the same wall - is a secret passageway...just a really short one.

Small kitchens = the suck. I don't understand why anyone would build a house that way.

So hi. I'm the one who hasn't been commenting much at all lately, but I'm still reading. Don't worry, it's not just you.