This will probably never happen again...

[ladynorbert]

We had a great time bowling. I decided to talk out of my rear end and advise the kids that they should roll the ball gently, and to "think of it as a delicate butterfly -- you are setting it free, not dropping it on its head." They all laughed but I could tell they were trying to actually follow this advice. In the interest of looking like I vaguely knew what I was talking about, I tried to follow it myself.

I bowled four strikes. o_o