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ladynorbert) wrote2005-08-07 07:54 pm
ladynorbert) wrote2005-08-07 07:54 pm
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Well, I'm not doing the doll meme, because I am entirely too fat round voluptuous (that works) for those things to even remotely be accurate. However, I like the idea of this one, so here we are.
Very simple: Plug your own first name into the summary search engine at Fanfiction.net to see how many Mary Sues you find in Harry Potter stories. Limit your posted findings to five stories.
Here we go....
The prequel to The Prophecy of the Green Eyes [but you don't have to read it] a.k.a a messed up version of HP books 1 thro 6 starring Laura Weatherer, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Voldemort the Cross Dresser, Wormtail the armrest, the sinister lollypops,
All those who lost interest before the first nine words, raise your hands.
Okay, enter Laura Potter. Pretty and smart. Enter Ron. Totally besotted with her. Enter Malfoy. Things began to go horribly wrong......
Horribly wrong! Oh nooooooes!
Laura Valerie Riddle, daughter of Tom Riddle, doesn't know about Tom's dark side, aka. Voldemort. She goes on living life as if Voldemort is just some madeup story. But when she goes to Hogwarts, finds out the truth, she must choose between good and evil.
She doesn't know about her father's "secret identity"? Wow. Denial really isn't just a river in Egypt!
Laura and Stephanie, two normal girls, aside the fact that they are witches, become key elements in the war against Voldemort, as well as in the hearts of some SEXY WIZARDS! FRED, DRACO, SIRIUS AND OLIVER
Nine chapters of this dreck.
Harry Potter leaves with his Father and Step Mother Laura. He hates it. His half sister gets on his nerve. Now when he goes to Hogwarts will he find peace or be hunted by his demon.
His father is DEAD. Why is this so hard to understand?
Very simple: Plug your own first name into the summary search engine at Fanfiction.net to see how many Mary Sues you find in Harry Potter stories. Limit your posted findings to five stories.
Here we go....
The prequel to The Prophecy of the Green Eyes [but you don't have to read it] a.k.a a messed up version of HP books 1 thro 6 starring Laura Weatherer, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Voldemort the Cross Dresser, Wormtail the armrest, the sinister lollypops,
All those who lost interest before the first nine words, raise your hands.
Okay, enter Laura Potter. Pretty and smart. Enter Ron. Totally besotted with her. Enter Malfoy. Things began to go horribly wrong......
Horribly wrong! Oh nooooooes!
Laura Valerie Riddle, daughter of Tom Riddle, doesn't know about Tom's dark side, aka. Voldemort. She goes on living life as if Voldemort is just some madeup story. But when she goes to Hogwarts, finds out the truth, she must choose between good and evil.
She doesn't know about her father's "secret identity"? Wow. Denial really isn't just a river in Egypt!
Laura and Stephanie, two normal girls, aside the fact that they are witches, become key elements in the war against Voldemort, as well as in the hearts of some SEXY WIZARDS! FRED, DRACO, SIRIUS AND OLIVER
Nine chapters of this dreck.
Harry Potter leaves with his Father and Step Mother Laura. He hates it. His half sister gets on his nerve. Now when he goes to Hogwarts will he find peace or be hunted by his demon.
His father is DEAD. Why is this so hard to understand?
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Nothing too unreasonable, until:
Three new girls from America come to Hogwarts. Jenna is different. Kylie can vary with personalities. Sara is friendly. Nothing weird happens like Voldemort. OH! This takes place in James Potter time
*shudder*
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Now I'm wondering what sort of dishes can be made with "hearts" >_>
haaaaaaaaaaaah