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Lady Norbert ([personal profile] ladynorbert) wrote2005-08-18 04:42 pm

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Okay...I am TOTALLY asking for trouble, but we had so much fun at [livejournal.com profile] aerynstales LJ that I can't resist.

Basically, name an HP pairing. Any pairing. I will then write a one-sentence story about that pairing.

Special offer to the kids: Name a pairing from the RPG. Any pairing. Same situation applies.

*braces for the worst*

[identity profile] carnage533.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*Smiles innocently* Nemo/Nautilus. You had to know that was coming.

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* Cute, Jer, real cute.

Let's see...

There was something ageless and immortal about the love of man and machine, Nemo decided as he strolled through the corridors of his precious submarine; and while he knew, intellectually, that the ship could not return his devotion, as he trailed his fingertips along the cool walls with a lover's caress, he felt reasonably certain that somehow, some way, she knew her captain and loved him ceaselessly.

(I never promised it would be a GOOD one-sentence story.)

[identity profile] ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
What? I thought it was good! ^_^

[identity profile] vampyric-lycan.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabe/Dru! I'm so predictable XD And zee HP pairing shall be...

Harry/Ginny. O.o Don't ask XD

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*flexes fingers* You're too easy.

Gabe/Dru:

As she awoke in Gabriel's embrace, Dru stretched lazily before turning over to snuggle against his sleeping form, deciding as she did that their love was much too genuine and precious to be restricted to just one long, overbearing sentence.

;) Sorry, had a silly moment.

Harry/Ginny:

"Harry," Ginny said, as they circled their brooms in for a landing, "I love you and I always will, but I see no reason why that love should stop me from beating the pants off of you at Quidditch, so stop it with the adorable pout and give me a kiss."

[identity profile] vampyric-lycan.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
So, I know I already told you that I loved them, but I'll tell you again. I LOVED THEM! They both made me giggle XD

[identity profile] likesthesilence.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*cough* HP, but RPG-verse, cause I'm not too good with actual canon HP pairings . . . Marietta/Vincent >_>

Aaaand because I'm cruel at times and wanna see what you do with it, Dorian/Elizabeth ^_~

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Marietta Edgecombe/Vincent Crabbe...hmmmmm...

He was, Marietta reflected, not the brightest boy she'd ever met, nor the handsomest, nor the most refined; but she could not deny, as she melted in the unexpected embrace, that Vincent was an undeniably talented kisser.

As for Dorian/Elizabeth...*fears Raven's wrath, but...*

"Now, Miss Quatermain," said the immortal smoothly, as he unpinned her hair and let it fall, "there will be plenty of time for discussion...afterward," he added, gently touching her blushing cheek.

[identity profile] likesthesilence.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEE! *glomps* And don't worry about Raven; she can kill me if she has to go after someone >_>

[identity profile] ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
#1: *snickersnort*

#2: Ooooh, he's smooth. He's a cad, but he's smooth.

Good show!

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, he's smooth. He's a cad, but he's smooth.

Yeah, well, you know how it is...when you're an immoral immortal and there's a complete innocent in your presence...it's a hard temptation to resist. ;)

[identity profile] sethoz.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Here you go, have fun!!

Kitten/her toys

Luna Lovegood/Nevill Longbottom

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

Kitten/her toys:

Kitten chattered happily in Hindustani as she made her dolls pair off and dance in what was apparently supposed to be a League ball; her words were drowned out by giggles as the Skinner doll tripped over his own feet, and she promptly picked him up and kissed him better.

Luna/Neville:

"I, uh...I...I was wondering, uh...L-Luna...if you would--" Neville began, but he got no farther with his marriage proposal, for Luna had (with unexpected clarity) suddenly thrown her arms around his neck and kissed him soundly.

(Like I told Sam, I didn't promise they'd be GOOD.)

[identity profile] ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Both cute. 2nd one especially so--there is hope for those who aren't the pretty nor the popular ones. ^_^

[identity profile] sethoz.livejournal.com 2005-08-31 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

*loves them both*

And yay for Neville and Luna!! Wooo! I know I've said this before but the Kitten one is so cute and aww, and the other one is just so sweet.

[identity profile] leila-dessler.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh. Well, I shall be predictable like Dru. Julian/Adriana. XD

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank goodness, an easy one. ;)

As she reached out and easily caught the bouquet at Dru and Gabe's wedding, Adriana glanced over at Julian and, noticing his wolfish grin, couldn't help but smile as she wondered just how long it would be before there was another wedding on the ship.

(Yay for cute.)

[identity profile] rafferty.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I have to get in on this. I saw a fascinating HP pairing that I really liked.

Harry/Tonks

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
This one just jumped into my head. Bad, bad me. ;)

"Tell me something, Tonks," said Harry, his breath tickling her ear, "when you change the color of your hair...does it change the color of all your hair?"

[identity profile] rafferty.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
heh, considering the site I saw the pairing on, Harry eventually finds that out.

[identity profile] ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
*blush*

[identity profile] clez.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*wants some shippy goodness to dull her headache*

Can I have two? >.> RPG - Yumi/Tom. Yay for predictable.

And HP... well that's RP too... Roger/Pansy? *shrugs and smiles weakly*

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Shippy goodness, coming up!

Let's see...Yumi/Tom:

Yumi entered their quarters to find Tom passed out on the bed, his blond mop falling into his eyes, and as she gently brushed the hair back from his face, he reached out in his sleep to caress her swelling stomach; she smiled, thinking for perhaps the hundredth time what a marvelous father he was going to be.

Roger/Pansy is trickier:

As Roger set a cup of tea on the table beside her, and then sat down, Pansy turned and curled herself into his arms, thankful that there were some things in the world stronger than magic, stronger than death...and that she shared those things with him.

Okay, it's lousy, but I don't know enough about that pairing to write good fluff. :)

[identity profile] clez.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, I love 'em both! :D So cute... the Tom/Yumi one is adorable. And the Roger/Pansy is great considering how little you know ;) They're more of a passionate pairing, but yay! :D Thank you!

[identity profile] always-blue.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see now.

How about Mrs Weasley and Snape. *grins*

Or Voldemort and Dumbledore.

That would be interesting.

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my...challenge, indeed!

Let's see...Molly/Severus:

"Now, Severus," said Mrs. Weasley sweetly, brandishing a wooden spoon at him, "eat all your vegetables, and I'll let you have...dessert."

*facepalm* I feel unclean now. And it's about to get worse. Voldemort/Dumbledore:

As he watched his former professor slowly disrobe, and saw again the sheer size of that wand, Tom Riddle rememebered exactly why Dumbledore was the only one he had ever feared.

Yes. Definitely must go scrub now.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_revolutionary/ 2005-08-19 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I shall be predictable too! 'cause it's fun. RPG - Victoria/Skinner *g* And as for the HP one...um, Draco/Hermione?

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you went THAT RPG...okay, let's see what we've got here...

Victoria/Skinner:

Vic glanced at Skinner over her shoulder, one dark curl falling into her eyes, and with a grin and a wink she remarked, "So...I finally got to find out just where you have that tattoo...and I'm so much better for the knowledge."

Draco/Hermione...ew. ;)

It was so very unexpected...most of Gryffindor had entered the betting pool placing wagers that Hermione would end up with Ron, although a few stubborn students had insisted it would be Harry...but they all heaved a collective groan when, on their last day of school, Hermione and Draco were discovered snogging in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express.

When in doubt, go for silly! :)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_revolutionary/ 2005-08-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I love them. :D So funny, especially the Draco/Hermione one.

[identity profile] siddyq.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
>_> Can you do a Sid/Aineen one?

[identity profile] ladynorbert.livejournal.com 2005-08-23 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oops, somehow totally missed this request. Sid/Aineen-ness, coming up.

"And yeah, in the end, we were wrong," Sid admitted, looking deeply into her eyes, "but that doesn't change the fact that I'd do anything -- face anyone -- in order to keep you safe and make you happy."

(Sorry, brain doesn't seem to be quite awake yet; it's not as good as it should have been.)