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Happy birthday to tk31085 and my lovely goddaughter siddyq!

I was begged to repost this.

I play FarmVille on Facebook. For those unfamiliar with it, it's basically a farming sim. In recent months they came up with a 'scorekeeping' method by which you can master the different crops when you've successfully planted and harvested a certain number of them. So here I am talking to blcksunaphelion about my latest conquest.

Laura: I mastered broccoli
Jaclyn: *snorts*
Jaclyn: I know you mean farmville
Jaclyn: just... otherwise? random
Laura: no, actually, I'm training to be a vegetable dominatrix


The truly scary thing is that this is the second-funniest thing I've come up with today. The funniest is...currently not shareable.