Harry Potter and the Spoilers of Doom

[ladynorbert]

Can you tell I've got Harry on the brain? I've seen these posted in a few different places, and they're SO funny. Some of them read like harebrained crackfic summaries.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron kills Bellatrix Lestrange after converting to Scientology Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione Granger launches a dastardly terrorist plot because J K Rowling got bored Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry burns down Hogwarts, and everybody celebrates after doing battle with an evil dragon in a pink tutu Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: James Bond is killed by Nymphadora Tonks by using Wingardium Leviosa Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin in a passage written by Salman Rushdie Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Voldemort gets suspended by LJ Abuse for writing underage slash fic using the Whomping Willow Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Comments

[ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com]

I could do something with the James Bond one. Hee hee! =)

The whomping willow one is interesting but...not gonna go there. XD