Oh please do this. XD For the lulz.

[ladynorbert]

Sent my way by alphaloria:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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[alphaloria.livejournal.com]

oh man, remember that time we met in that sorry shack of a truckstop diner in arkansas? i can't believe you asked me to go there, of all places. there was nothing for miles! the only three people in the diner besides us were the waitress with so much foundation she probably needed the pie cutter to take it off at night, the cook with beads of sweat dripping into the food (yet we ate it anyway, which i guess we can thank the hangovers for), and that guy. OMG THAT GUY.

what was his deal anyway? i mean, was he gay or what? "i hate the gays but man, i love poodles." what the fuck was that! and he wouldn't shut up. thank the universe you had that unopened can of soda in your purse - after bumping around on that messed up car you rented from "Jay's Car Rental," all you had to do was open that baby right under our friend's nose, and it was nothing but lolling after that. and here i told you that you should have gone with hertz! haha!

you know what though? those milkshakes were amazing. what an adventure.

[vampyric-lycan.livejournal.com]

Well, considering the large number of tequila shots involved, I don't remember much of anything. But, at one point, we managed to scramble up to the auditorium on the north end of the quad and gave everyone a free performance from "The Last Five Years". Good times.

...I think.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

OMG, remember that one time we were attacked by ninja wombats? Best. Fourth of july. Ever.

[only-seimei.livejournal.com]

The orange tutu? That was priceless! I'll never forget the look on the pilot's face when he saw the ice cream trolls we used to defeat the terrorists.