Because I live to amuse....

[ladynorbert]

....I invite you all to play Caption This! with me.

Caption This! is a game based on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and is actually played (or used to be, anyway) at their official website. View the image onscreen and come up with the silliest, snarkiest captions you can. Since they're so readily accessible, I'll use my LXG caps to start this show.





Laura's caption: "Call now to get YOUR Expendable Minion Fireworks!"

Can you do better? (Doubtless.) Leave a comment!

Comments

[maddarilke.livejournal.com]

"AVADA KERFUFFLE! --I mean, KEDAVRA, KEDAVRA!!!"

[ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com]

Heyyy, this isn't Kevlar--*URRK!*

[rafferty.livejournal.com]

Molly: "Arthur! I told you those muggle armfires were dangerous!"

[carnage533.livejournal.com]

"Sir? Perhaps we should rethink putting sparklers in the armor..."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_revolutionary/]

Call 1800-LIGHT-A-MINION now to get your very own Minion! For the first twenty callers we'll throw in a FREE funny metal hat , a black scarf, and a free coat! While stocks last! Call now: 1800-LIGHT-A-MINION

(Accessories sold separately. Halfway decent aim required to produce different colored sparkles.)

[noelle-chan.livejournal.com]

"That's the last time we order from the ACME company...."