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Stolen from

iceberry.

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People:
1. I don't approve of what you've done, but I love you regardless.
2. It amazes me how your day seems to be ruined if I haven't given you something to complain about.
3. I'm still waiting for my apology. But I'm not holding my breath.
4. It's slightly alarming how attached I am to you.
5. Congratulations. I credit you with my not having cracked up yet.
6. Sometimes you're the rope that pulls me out of the ocean where I'm drowning. (yes, slight line-theft from Julie & Julia)
7. I think that some things are better left unexplained, and I think that our relationship is probably one of them.
8. I wish you would have more confidence. You are a wonderful person and you deserve to believe that about yourself.
9. I just want you to be proud of me.
10. I don't miss you. At all.

Nine things about myself:
1. I have brown eyes, one of which doesn't really work.
2. I'm scared of heights.
3. Yet at the same time, I love to fly on airplanes.
4. I have pain literally every day of my life.
5. I desperately want to be the hero of my own story.
6. The second thing that makes me happiest in life is running my church youth group.
7. The first is being married to my best friend.
8. I actually really love my job, for the most part.
9. I finally unlocked Sonic the Hedgehog on Super Smash Bros. Brawl and it was the highlight of my week.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Wash my dishes!
2. Make me laugh.
3. Defend me.
4. Give me a hug.
5. Compliment my husband.
6. Don't mention the dust bunnies.
7. Tell me you're glad I'm here.
8. Become my own personal Clingy McGuffin and hero-worship me for no discernible reason. (This has worked for one person.)

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. "Ow. Why does THAT hurt?"
2. "Are the bulletins for Sunday correct?"
3. "Where are my keys?"
4. "I wonder what the youth group should do next."
5. "Oh, crap, idea. I need paper and a pen."
6. "Could one of these radio stations play something that doesn't suck?"
7. "This place is a mess. Again."

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Take out my lenses/take off my glasses
2. Make sure the doors are locked
3. Brush my teeth
4. Set the alarm clock
5. Turn off all the lights and stuff
6. Kiss Kevin goodnight

Five places I want to visit:
1. Australia
2. England
3. Wales
4. Alaska
5. Hawaii

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Contact lenses
2. Pants
3. Sneakers
4. Shirt

Three bands that I listen to often:
1. Daughtry
2. Nickelback
3. Linkin Park

Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Publish my novels
2. Visit my twin in Australia