*dies and is dead*

[ladynorbert]

And this is why Sethemme (Sethoz + Mayhemme) RPs are not necessarily a sensible idea when I am sleep-deprived.


Charlotte: Mm. That was an excellent little meal...I feel quite refreshed.

Holmes: Yes, quite a surprisingly good meal.

Charlotte: OK, I'm going to go powder my nose and then take a wrong turn down a darkened corridor to be attacked by some random muggers, so wait about five minutes and then come and save my corseted ass, all right?

Holmes: Very well, my darling, scream when you need me.

Charlotte: One scream, coming up as needed.

Holmes: *whistles jaunty tune that hasn't been invented yet*

Charlotte: *scuttles off to powder room*

Holmes: *broods*

Nosy passerby: Aw, why so broody, Mr. Holmes?

Holmes: I've not fulfilled my quota of broodyness and angsty looks yet.

Fangirls: *swoon over brooding angsty detective*

Holmes: *has eyes - and ears - only for Charlotte*

Charlotte: *leaves powder room and gets distracted by a shiny object, or something, and wanders down an incorrect corridor*

Holmes: *looking at watch* I hope there weren't any shiny objects near the powder room...

Charlotte: *reaches dead end, realizes she went the wrong way, and finds her brain in her pocketbook* *turns around and finds herself trapped by three bad guys*

Holmes: *stands up, wondering what's taking her so long*

Charlotte: Well, this is inconvenient.

Holmes: *warms up*

Bad guys: *menace pretty lady with money in her purse*

Holmes: *walks casually towards the powder room, not wanting to look worried in case nothing has happened.*

Charlotte: *screams*

Holmes: *sees shiny object and hears scream* *quickly takes off the deerstalker hat to become...Super!Holmes*

Bad guys: *behave in generally unpleasant manner*

Super!Holmes: *appears behind bad guys*

Bad guys #1: *dares to put his hands on Holmes's woman*

Super!Holmes: *Wham!*

Bad guy #2: Aw, geez, who invited Super!Holmes?

Super!Holmes: Step away from the lady and I will let you leave with your legs unharmed.

Bad guys: Hm, you know, that's a pretty decent offer. Except that you're a skinny guy fighting all by yourself with a stick, while we have muscles and much scarier weapons.

Super!Holmes: I know Kung Fu.

Charlotte: *dies from the randomly awful Keanu Reeves reference*

Sethoz: *is dead from writing Keanu Reeves references*

Bad guys 1 and 2: *lunge at Holmes*

Bad guy 3: *continues menacing Charlotte*

Super!Holmes: *unleashes a can of whoopass on Bad guys 1 and 2*

Charlotte: *is pinioned against the wall by bad guy 3, who is starting to have a little too much fun with her*

Super!Holmes: *is too busy fighting 1 and 2 to notice what 3 is doing*

Charlotte: Leave me my dignity. Wait, I'm in a Sethemme RP, it's too late.

Bad guy 3: Ooh, you're purty. What do I want more, your purse or your....

Super!Holmes: *defeats Bad Guy 1*

Charlotte: *kicks bad guy 3 in a sensitive place*

Super!Holmes: *defeats bad guy 2*

Bad guy 3: *drops Charlotte and snarls* You little bitch! I keel joo!

Charlotte: Help?

Super!Holmes: *Grabs Bad guy 3's shoulder, using his death grip*

Bad guy 3: *drops like a stone*

Super!Holmes: *turns back into Holmes*

Comments

[melydia.livejournal.com]

Veddy veddy strange. :P

Hey, speaking of names (your Sethemme comment made me think of it), did you used to be known as Sephrenia on the talkers?

[ladynorbert.livejournal.com]

Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, yes. For less than a year...that was, I think, between Cyndralyn and Mayhemme.

Can LJ icons drip with sarcasm?

[ladyrazorsharp.livejournal.com]

so wait about five minutes and then come and save my corseted ass, all right?
Very well, my darling, scream when you need me.

*dies*